Wednesday, May 9, 2007

The Unlightenment Process (Deeksha)

Nervous attendees gather in Deeksha Hall (Dhyan Mandir):



Currently, the very powerful Unlightenment Process consists of what is known as a Diksha or Deeksha in which Kluckey Bugman, a rooster of divine pedigree screams "Cock-a-doodle-doo" over the heads of each animal, after taking off their leash/harness etc.

The animal hearing this flees, and is thus considered free. The leash (or cause of bondage) is destroyed in a divine havan/homa (fire), so the animal remains free forever.

A neuro-biological change takes place in the brain, similar to a lobotomy, rendering the animal docile and neutered (in the second process). This change takes place due to the magic effects of the most secret and potent of all vedic mantras, "Cock-a-doodle-do". (Please do not try this at home).

"Cock-a-doodle-do" is generally translated as "Thou art neutered", although the literal translation is more like "your organ will not function any longer".

Photograph of 2 Unlightened attendees (post-Deeksha):


A Young dasa giving deeksha:

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