Oneness Avatars

We have been accused lately by some guru-busters of having created "avatards". This
is absolutely fallacious.
To name just a few of the many avatars we created are the golden retriever who whines musically, Barkoven.

Then there is the goat that can count till three, Ram-anujan. and his brother, Ram-brandt.

There is a piglet that makes loveable hoof marks in puddles, we've called him Pigasso.

There is the bird that almost invented the helicopter, Dove-inci. The list is endless, and names keep coming up as I think.

Yes, we have had failures. There was that black male dancer/crooner who turned into a white woman post-deeksha. (why else did we rename the Deepening Process to Neutering Process?)

We have admittedly had defectors, too. Froggy Nielsen left us a while back, and has been croaking quite a stink about us lately. But he was never avatar material, anyway. Toady Radzick could have made Avatar of Blogging, but wasn't willing to worship our claws.
But these were exceptions.