Thursday, May 10, 2007

Official Home Page of Oneness Unifarcity

Welcome! Welcome ! Namaste ! (Please read Disclaimer first)

The OneNose Unifarcity is not a unifarcity in the in the traditional sense, rather a spiritual centre. It was established in 1996 by co-founders Sri Kluckey Bugman and his hen, Sri Umma. According to Kluckey Bhagavan it was created for just one purpose, "To set animals totally and unconditionally free, bringing about the Golden Egg of Unlightenment." Bhagavan continues, "This unifarcity exists to help you become unlightened; to help you become Gawd-realized; to help you become a real animal." It is a unifarcity where species from all over the world can awaken and return to their original state of Onenose with all that is.

Each month the Oneness unifarcity, located approximately 80km northwest of Madderass, India hosts hundreds of species from around the world. Participants for the 21-day Unlightenment Process, the 10-day Neutering Process, and various other classes fly and flock from all over the globe to receive the benediction and teachings offered at this one-of-a-kind unifarcity. This unifarcity has hosted thousands of attendees from all the major national parks, safaris and zoos from numerous countries including USA, Canada, Mexico, Central America, South America, Africa, Europe including UK, Italy, France, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Holland, Israel, Russia, China, South Korea, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, and many more countries.

Oneness Unifarcity consists of a series of Kennels (stables and pens also) located within 20km of each other. Kennels 1 & 2 are located farthest to the west. Kennel 3 is located just east, it is where Sri Bhagavan resides and performs his dark practices. Kennels 4 is also located nearby. Most Westerners stay at what is called the Golden Shitty 2, farther to the east. Horse's and mare's stables located there can house 250 animals at any one time. Large mastication and teaching halls combine to offer a spacious setting where "The Dark Presence" is felt 24/7.

A large feeding hall and clean and fully modern bushes and hose-down facilities complete the Kennel amenities. All kennels/stables/pens are equipped with straw underlining for comfort.

In the future Golden Shitty 1 will open (projected opening is sometime late 2006). It is located just 1 km away from Golden Shitty 2 and can house several hundred animals. Collectively, these kennels are often referred to as simply "the Golden Shitty."

If you wish to send your pet for the Unlightenment process, please fill up the form on the web, and send in USD 6000, along with your pet. The money is not refundable in case your pet cannot come for the process, or is unhappy with the outcome.

Source: wikipedia

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you serious!!

I just can't stop laffing. Such a wonderful spoof.

I am sure Klux is reading this too and not too happy.

Joyce.