A neuro-biological brain scan was recently performed on Kluckey the Rooster. It turns out the veterinarians were paid not to reveal the following results. It seems that based on the scan, Kluckey suffers from serious irreparable delusions of grandeur. He thinks he is enlightened.
However, the real problem was that his brain is emitting certain very harmful radiation that can wreak havoc on the brains of people who are nearby. We feel quite certain that anyone in his vicinity will also very soon start suffering from similar delusions.
According to one of the vets, he estimated it would take 15-20 days of exposure to Kluckey's radiation for the brain of another animal to be rendered completely delusional. In case the effect wore off, a further 5-10 day exposure would be sure to make the damage permanent. In this state, the victim too may emit the same radiation. Further tests are required to determine this cascading effect.
Now such allegations/rumours are absolute balderdash. Kluckey's veterinarians were not paid to withhold the truth. Kluckey's brain can be seen to have no evidence of a cerebrum (Dr J Yoshino's statement) and there is clear evidence of Brain Neuron Degeneration (stated by Dr R Levi-Montalcini).
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